1 00:00:11,630 --> 00:00:13,730 It's not open yet. 2 00:00:13,870 --> 00:00:16,510 - Mom, it's closed! - Then open it! 3 00:00:16,590 --> 00:00:18,440 Right! 4 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,960 One, two, three! 5 00:00:36,950 --> 00:00:38,850 Stop him!... 6 00:00:43,190 --> 00:00:45,130 Great tracker to meet! 7 00:01:59,910 --> 00:02:02,260 Step out of the car, please... 8 00:02:13,630 --> 00:02:16,040 I said step out of the car. 9 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:25,090 I'm sorry, Murphy... 10 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,240 I don't know what happened... 11 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,270 I'm sorry... 12 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:38,060 Go ahead and shock the flatline, then let's quit. 13 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:40,060 Okay, everybody, clear! 14 00:02:40,070 --> 00:02:42,840 Officer Alex Murphy shot to death in a line of duty. 15 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,200 Legally he's dead. We can pretty much do what we want. 16 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:51,650 There's a new guy in town. His name's Robocop. 17 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:03,850 Murphy, it is you. 18 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:20,730 Wow! 19 00:03:35,910 --> 00:03:38,370 Come on, let's burn that fat! 20 00:03:38,380 --> 00:03:40,410 Just a little faster now! 21 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:43,270 Faster, faster! Come on now, you can do it! 22 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:45,760 Come on, faster, faster! 23 00:03:46,050 --> 00:03:48,870 Faster! Just a little faster now! 24 00:03:49,010 --> 00:03:51,100 You can do it! 25 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,410 Why kill yourself to take off 26 00:03:53,420 --> 00:03:55,430 what you just going to put back on? 27 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:59,200 There's only one way to lose weight - stop eating. 28 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,210 Easier said than done. 29 00:04:02,290 --> 00:04:04,930 That's why to shed those excess pounds 30 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:07,260 9 out of 10 doctors at Omnimediplex 31 00:04:07,270 --> 00:04:09,530 recommend the new No-Gain tablets 32 00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:12,320 with a miracle of a virilium mutens narcosa, 33 00:04:12,330 --> 00:04:14,470 or as we call it, VMN. 34 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,960 Nature's own appetite suppressed. 35 00:04:17,780 --> 00:04:20,090 Try it! See for yourself! 36 00:04:20,590 --> 00:04:24,050 With No-Gain, there's no strain, no pain, 37 00:04:24,410 --> 00:04:27,440 and, best of all, no gain! 38 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:31,240 A new report released today shows homicide 39 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:34,100 on the downswing in Old Detroit. Right, Bo? 40 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:37,350 Right, Rocky. Last month police in Old Detroit were called in 41 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,180 to investigate only 312 murders, 42 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,820 down whooping 5% from this time last year. 43 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:45,180 Nice going, Old Detroit! 44 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,550 But it's not all good news on the ground front. Rocky? 45 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,200 For the second straight day, Delta City has been rocked 46 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:55,600 by a wave of violence that has city officials scratching their heads. 47 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:57,600 Martina Marx has more. 48 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,920 Oh, yes, scratching their heads indeed, Rocky. 49 00:05:00,030 --> 00:05:03,060 One of these is doctor Gene Julius of the Omni-Research Institute; 50 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,700 And, Dr. Julius, what's especially troubling 51 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:08,890 is that this violence is taking place right here in Delta City 52 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:12,360 and not in Old Detroit where, well, quite frankly, it might be expected. 53 00:05:12,630 --> 00:05:16,090 That's right, Martina. The usual suspects are not involved. 54 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:19,260 According to police records, most of the people arrested 55 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:22,370 are ordinary citizens with no criminal past 56 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:25,280 and no affinity for violence, up to now. 57 00:05:25,710 --> 00:05:28,360 So what's happening, I mean, we're all going crazy? 58 00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:31,060 Ha-ha-ha, not quite. 59 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,050 But there's a kind of collective madness 60 00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:37,350 that wells up in societies when stress level reach their breaking point. 61 00:05:37,910 --> 00:05:41,200 Those most affected are, of course, those with the most at stake, 62 00:05:41,570 --> 00:05:44,000 the affluent white collar set, 63 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,950 the middle class. 64 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:49,280 In a word, or in five words, 65 00:05:49,290 --> 00:05:52,230 to be exact, the people of Delta City. 66 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:05,980 - What, there's more? - Delta Central is swamped. 67 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:08,590 - They asked if we's take the overflow. - What do we do with them? 68 00:06:08,614 --> 00:06:11,870 Pitch tents in the parking lot? There's no room, Wilcox, there's no room. 69 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:14,240 - I know, Sarge, but... - But what? 70 00:06:14,420 --> 00:06:16,590 - I don't know, Sarge. - Oh, what next. 71 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,550 - Sergeant Parks. Sergeant Parks. - What? 72 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:25,000 What are you doing here, Madigan, it's your day-off, right? 73 00:06:25,030 --> 00:06:27,030 - Hey Sarge! - In a minute! 74 00:06:27,270 --> 00:06:29,780 Detective Madigan is under arrest. 75 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:37,440 - What for? - Speeding. Reckless driving. 76 00:06:37,590 --> 00:06:40,280 Evading arrest. Endangering the public. 77 00:06:40,540 --> 00:06:43,520 - Possession of an impounded vehicle... - Okay, okay, okay... 78 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,410 Go on into my office. Go on. 79 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,140 Madigan... 80 00:06:53,820 --> 00:06:55,720 Madigan? 81 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,100 Um... It's like I told Murphy, 82 00:07:01,110 --> 00:07:03,950 I was just at home and suddenly I had to get out, 83 00:07:05,010 --> 00:07:08,120 just drive, you know, somewhere, just had to be doing something, anything. 84 00:07:14,340 --> 00:07:16,770 The car was in the garage, so I go to the impound lot. 85 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,840 And I knew what I was doing but I didn't care. I didn't care about anything. 86 00:07:23,390 --> 00:07:25,960 Well... until we get this cleared up, you're on suspension. 87 00:07:25,970 --> 00:07:27,980 I've got no choice here, Madigan. 88 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:31,550 We'll have to hold you tonight. 89 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,180 Whatever. 90 00:07:38,270 --> 00:07:40,410 Is she on something? Did you scan her? 91 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:43,160 No illegal substance was indicated. 92 00:07:43,490 --> 00:07:46,050 Hey, Sergeant! Excuse me. 93 00:07:46,330 --> 00:07:48,570 - Now, is this the latest? - Where did you get them? 94 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:50,700 - Data control. - Then you got them. 95 00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:53,000 All right... Excuse me. 96 00:07:54,010 --> 00:07:57,550 Have you ever noticed how guys like that always show up at times like these? 97 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:01,110 - He is in corporate headquarters. - That's what I mean. 98 00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:26,600 - What are you doing there? - Nothing. 99 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:30,090 Oh yeah? Well, listen you little pipsqueak, why don't you take a hike, okay? 100 00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:33,640 - I live here, you know. - What, are you a hamster or something? 101 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:37,120 - Come on, out, out, out... - Okay, okay, okay. 102 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,270 Shouldn't you be playing or something! 103 00:08:45,910 --> 00:08:48,500 Oh, thank you, that's pleasant. That's really nice. 104 00:08:48,790 --> 00:08:50,640 Come on, beat it! 105 00:08:53,940 --> 00:08:55,740 She lives here... 106 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,010 Ladies and gentlemen, we have got a hit! 107 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:35,200 No-Gain is the biggest thing in pharmaceutical 108 00:09:35,210 --> 00:09:37,260 since codeine candy, bigger. 109 00:09:37,390 --> 00:09:39,840 And here's the man of the hour! 110 00:09:42,390 --> 00:09:44,430 The figures are in, Frosh, 111 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,890 Chadaman here came along from distribution with the news. 112 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:49,200 One week of test marketing in Delta City, 113 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:53,540 and No-Gain shattered every sales record in the book! 114 00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:56,160 - Congratulations! - Well, thank you very much, sir... 115 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:58,600 Well, you know... I think we still need 116 00:09:58,610 --> 00:10:01,050 to finetune the campaign a little bit, 117 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,240 especially before we go nation-wide. 118 00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:06,950 Perhaps even withdraw the product temporarily... 119 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:09,020 Withdraw No-Gain? 120 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,180 The public won't stand for it. 121 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:14,390 Oh, come, come, Frosh. 122 00:10:14,810 --> 00:10:18,830 Sometimes we just have to take the old pig skin and run with it. 123 00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:22,470 After all, it was your initiative that allowed us to get to market so quickly! 124 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:25,530 - That miracle drug from Arizona... - Amazon, sir... 125 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:27,490 - Amazon. - And it's not a drug. 126 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:31,180 It's actually, sir; VMN is extracted from the sap of the Orchida's vine... 127 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,570 - Whatever, the point is, it's natural! - Oh yes. 128 00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:35,570 - We don't have to concoct it! - Oh no. 129 00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:39,120 No! We don't have to submit it to those busy-body bureaucrats at the FDA! 130 00:10:39,130 --> 00:10:41,100 - No-no, sir... - Test, test, test! 131 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,870 - It's all they think about over there. - And we did test it, sir. 132 00:10:43,890 --> 00:10:46,520 Of course we did! And then we shipped it right out. 133 00:10:46,890 --> 00:10:50,140 That's the American way, that's the OCP way! 134 00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:52,980 Yes! 135 00:10:55,690 --> 00:10:57,490 Congratulations! 136 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,490 Chadaman! Chadaman! 137 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,760 Terminate the distribution of No-Gain now until the further notice! 138 00:11:03,784 --> 00:11:07,044 - What? You heard the chairman... - You're taking orders from me now, remember? 139 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,660 - But I can't, I can't... - Just do what you're told, Chadaman, 140 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:12,960 or you'll be back in that little rat hole you crawled out from, is that understood? 141 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,670 Are you all right? 142 00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:48,750 Yeah, fine. 143 00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:51,880 Night lockup gives you the whole new perspective on Metro South. 144 00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:54,840 If there's anything I can do... 145 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,580 Look, Murphy, you're a good guy alright, but... 146 00:11:58,410 --> 00:12:01,530 you know, don't feel sorry for me, alright? I'm a big girl. No excuses. 147 00:12:03,730 --> 00:12:06,390 - Something is missing? - No, just... 148 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,710 Here it is. 149 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:15,940 - Lisa? - Hi, Nance... 150 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:20,740 Um... You know Robocop, right? 151 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:23,460 Yes. Hello. 152 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,550 I love you very much. 153 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,050 Nancy is going to give me a ride at home. 154 00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:33,870 Excuse me, I have to go. 155 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,890 Somewhere there is a crime happening. 156 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,910 Um... Nancy, are you all right? 157 00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:53,860 Um... Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 158 00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:04,930 Attention, people. 159 00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:07,140 Over here for a minute, please. 160 00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:11,760 We have a new issue from OCP Security Concepts, 161 00:13:11,830 --> 00:13:14,850 - the people who signed your paychecks. - What's it do, spray away crime? 162 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,280 Very funny, Wilcox. 163 00:13:18,290 --> 00:13:20,360 It's called Isoflow, as you can see. 164 00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:23,030 It's a silicon concentrate and when released into the air, 165 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:26,110 it forms a foamy mass that reduces traction to 0%. 166 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:29,020 - You mean it's slippery? - Exactly. 167 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,730 OCP's tests show that it is impossible 168 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:34,020 to maintain footing on Isoflow enhanced surface. 169 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,450 Now, this I have in my hand 170 00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:38,810 is designed for individual confrontations, 171 00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:42,800 and this is for crowd control 172 00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:45,520 with optional range-enhancing nozzle. 173 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,610 How do the officers stay up? 174 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,610 An excellent question, Sergeant. 175 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,470 These boot-sleaves are treated 176 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:56,200 to resist all anti-traction effects. 177 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,890 Believe me, OCP has thought of everything. 178 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:02,070 - Yeah? For who's benefit? - For your benefit, Wilcox. 179 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:04,851 And you'll find it out the next time you face a howling mob out there. 180 00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:07,235 And you'll be out there with us, right, Lippencot? 181 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,070 Well... in spirit, as always. 182 00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:12,430 I will... I'm always... 183 00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:15,550 Ah, Robocop. 184 00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:19,090 Do you have your Isoflow? 185 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,900 What's eating him? 186 00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:35,900 Life, what else? 187 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:06,870 Oh yeah, oh boy... 188 00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:09,910 that is blind... 189 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:13,060 Oh, my little lotus flower, 190 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:15,560 now would you just turn around and let me see... 191 00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:17,870 Mallardo! 192 00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,150 Put that toy away, you've got a visitor. 193 00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:26,530 - Alas. - Get up! Get up! 194 00:15:27,030 --> 00:15:30,380 I hope you realize how lucky you are I've even let you have this holographic thingy. 195 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:32,660 A lot of guys down here wouldn't be so nice to you. 196 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:35,610 Yes, yes, which is why this is such a privilege for me 197 00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:39,470 to contribute to your personal pension fund, yes. 198 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,900 Forgive the medieval security arrangements, 199 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,220 they've been touchy since Pudface took his leave. 200 00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,730 Cut the crap, Mallardo! We've got trouble with a capital T! 201 00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:04,040 Trouble, you say? T, you say? 202 00:16:09,890 --> 00:16:12,440 I'm sorry... am I missing something? 203 00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:15,440 You didn't miss a thing. You knew this was gonna happen all along! 204 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:18,180 You knew what VMN would do with those people, you knew, Mallardo! 205 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:20,570 Well, if it's the fact that VMN 206 00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:23,920 has a mild de-inhibitive effect, that's to be expected. 207 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,350 De-inhibitive? It's turning people into homicidal maniacs! 208 00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:30,650 - And A-bonus: It's addictive! - Slightly, perhaps, yes... 209 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,640 I've been running data from the precinct, every single person in Delta City 210 00:16:33,664 --> 00:16:36,594 in the past two days is taking No-Gain, every single one! 211 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:39,640 How are their appetites? You know, it really does work. 212 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:43,400 Jesus... Look, what I don't understand is why it didn't this show up when we tested it? 213 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,290 Well, see, we didn't test it much, did we? 214 00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:49,890 OCP never does, and then, of course, 215 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,190 what was provided for the tests... 216 00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:55,990 well, that wasn't exactly what's been going into No-Gain. 217 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,160 - What? - What can I say? 218 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:01,780 Mea culpa, mea culpa. 219 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,790 I'm a bad man, Frosh. 220 00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:06,950 I'm a very bad man, and you should never have trusted me. 221 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,480 Oh my God, oh my God... 222 00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:12,820 Why did I trust you, what the hell was I thinking of? 223 00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:16,380 You were thinking career, you were thinking promotion, you were thinking bonus... 224 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,610 Yes, yes, and yes! But you were a partner in this, too. 225 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,900 You told me you needed money for your lawyers. 226 00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:24,360 Money? For my lawyers, indeed! 227 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,760 I have to laugh. Would you excuse me, 228 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,350 I do... I have... excuse me, I have to laugh, I think I... 229 00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:32,630 ha-ha-ha! 230 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,740 Have you any idea who I am? 231 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,790 Can you have any notion at all 232 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:44,770 as to the range of my genius? 233 00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:47,180 That's a rhetorical question, no need to answer. 234 00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:50,660 I tower, Frosh. 235 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,250 I loom, I stand like a colossus. 236 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:57,040 What gifts I could bestow upon the world 237 00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:59,600 crying out for a savior, and yet... 238 00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,520 where am I? 239 00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:05,610 I'm languishing, ignored 240 00:18:05,970 --> 00:18:07,920 in a boneyard 241 00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:10,750 full of castaways and crooks. 242 00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:14,310 So, someone must pay. 243 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,100 - Revenge? - Yes! 244 00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:19,680 The most profound satisfaction a man can know. 245 00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:22,060 And, thanks to you and OCP, 246 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,940 Delta City is self-destructing even now. 247 00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:27,520 And that is only the beginning, it's only the beginning. 248 00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:31,230 Today - Delta City, tomorrow... 249 00:18:31,350 --> 00:18:33,350 You are insane! 250 00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:37,050 That's what they tell me, Frosh. 251 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:43,540 That's what they tell me. 252 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,180 You're so rough... 253 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,100 Go on, go on, go on, go on... 254 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,950 It's just as we expected. 255 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,880 Leave it to me. 256 00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:26,840 Lisa, wait! 257 00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:30,730 They say you're not a detective anymore. 258 00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:33,370 Oh, that's just for now. 259 00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:35,710 But you didn't do nothing wrong! I know it. 260 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,680 Gadget, listen. 261 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,730 Sometimes people do things, you know, 262 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:45,010 that they not mean, stupid things... 263 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,310 But you wouldn't. 264 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,390 I didn't think so either, but I did. 265 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,490 - I have to face up to that now. - It's not true! 266 00:20:52,510 --> 00:20:54,490 I don't believe you! 267 00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:07,610 - You okay? - Yeah. 268 00:21:08,590 --> 00:21:11,300 This is so weird... I can't believe this is happening to me. 269 00:21:12,090 --> 00:21:14,090 You've been under a lot of pressure. 270 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,240 How are those things? 271 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,640 Um, they work. I've lost three pounds. 272 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,130 Two more, and I can fit in that dress you gave me. 273 00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:38,300 Two more pounds and you'll disappear... 274 00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:41,790 Look, Lisa, I know it's none of my business, but 275 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,440 I know how much that promotion to detective meant to you. 276 00:21:45,410 --> 00:21:47,450 What, you think I'm trying to hard to live up to it? 277 00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:49,320 I don't know. 278 00:21:49,330 --> 00:21:52,270 I do know that something like that happened to me, after Alex died. 279 00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:56,280 I was trying so hard to be strong and ended up denying my own grief. 280 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,580 I drove myself crazy. 281 00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:01,580 And then, when I started to get over it, I felt guilty. 282 00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:06,030 You know what's taking me even now from even thinking about having social life again? 283 00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:09,700 Dating... me... imagine. 284 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,150 Eavesdropping? 285 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,510 Detective Madigan is in trouble. 286 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,240 Oh, the fact that your wife's with her has nothing to do with it. 287 00:22:23,264 --> 00:22:24,970 - No. - Okay, okay, 288 00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:27,130 you know me, I was poking my nose in... 289 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,900 I know how much you miss your old life, Murphy. 290 00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:34,790 Me? It's different, I never had a life. 291 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,570 If only you could experience the world as a woman. 292 00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:42,210 That is unlikely. 293 00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,160 You never know... 294 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,570 - Listen Alex, I didn't mean... - You're correct. 295 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,350 About what? 296 00:22:55,430 --> 00:22:57,660 I was eavesdropping. 297 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,160 Hey, you're only human. 298 00:23:07,810 --> 00:23:11,460 You ignored my instructions, Chadaman! I told you I want in all orders terminated! 299 00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:15,230 - I told you I couldn't. We have commitments. - Screw the commitments! No-Gain is history. 300 00:23:15,254 --> 00:23:17,264 Look, a release goes out today, okay? 301 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:20,330 Due to report, a malicious tempering by unknown persons... 302 00:23:20,470 --> 00:23:22,880 allright, every single pack of No-Gain is being withdrawn. 303 00:23:23,030 --> 00:23:26,400 No fuss, no muss, no scandal, get it, Chadaman? 304 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,750 No, you get it, Frosh. 305 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,960 - Right between the eyes. - What, are you nuts or something? 306 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,010 Oh, wait a minute, Chadaman, I was just a little upset. 307 00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:37,000 You know me, I don't really mean what I say. 308 00:23:37,010 --> 00:23:39,480 - Say your prayers, pighead! - No, no, no! 309 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,840 Damn! 310 00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:52,690 - Where did he go? - That way, Mr. Chadaman. 311 00:23:53,790 --> 00:23:55,500 Sorry, sir. 312 00:23:55,510 --> 00:23:57,710 Drop the box, let's go, let's go! 313 00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:07,870 That man does not get out of here alive! 314 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,530 He's trapped! Seal off the exits! 315 00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:22,800 You, you, come with me! 316 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,160 That corporate dweeb does not leave here alive. Let's go. 317 00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:45,380 It's time for. 318 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:48,210 Commander Cash! 319 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,360 Darn this pollution! 320 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,030 Don't be upset, citizens! 321 00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:58,210 You look at this pond has seen only pollution. 322 00:24:58,550 --> 00:25:01,510 I see a natural bi-product 323 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,600 to prosperity in progress. 324 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,140 Factories, laboratories, 325 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,990 corporations employing millions of men and women! 326 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,230 And what about the empty pollution industry? 327 00:25:12,690 --> 00:25:16,380 Where would they be without pollution? Mmm? 328 00:25:17,090 --> 00:25:19,660 You know, Bobby, he's right again! 329 00:25:19,950 --> 00:25:22,720 Now that's a real American hero! 330 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:27,520 Convicting killer William Ray 'Pudface' Morgan 331 00:25:27,530 --> 00:25:30,130 remains at large one month after his escape 332 00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:32,810 from the Henry Ford centre for the morally challenged. 333 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,600 Police are baffled by disappearance of the... 334 00:25:35,610 --> 00:25:37,480 - stop! - You let go! I saw it first! 335 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,550 - I did! - I did! 336 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,200 Stop that! 337 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:46,110 - I'll be back! - Cut it out! 338 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,090 Stop it! 339 00:25:49,170 --> 00:25:51,550 Stop it at once! Stop! 340 00:25:51,610 --> 00:25:53,760 - Tell him to stop! - Tell her to stop! 341 00:25:54,670 --> 00:25:57,090 Stop! Aaaa! 342 00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:00,850 Defenceless woman, will you? 343 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:02,860 No, I'm warning you! 344 00:26:02,950 --> 00:26:05,130 - What seems to be the trouble? - Help me! 345 00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:07,130 They're destroying my store! 346 00:26:12,130 --> 00:26:15,950 People! The good citizen always respects the property of others. 347 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,530 - Give me, that's mine! - No, it's mine! Mine! 348 00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:40,400 Those are diet pills. I kept them in the stock. 349 00:26:41,690 --> 00:26:44,020 - That's the last one. - What are you gonna do with it? 350 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,980 Evidence. 351 00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:15,420 Hey! Now, how often have I told you not to run around in here, 352 00:27:15,430 --> 00:27:17,880 this is not a playground... most of the time... 353 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:20,080 I'm sorry, I won't do it again. 354 00:27:20,090 --> 00:27:22,080 - All right then, just make sure. - Bye. 355 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,080 Hey! Hey! 356 00:27:55,610 --> 00:27:57,400 Come on! 357 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:19,200 - Who is it? - It's me! Let me in! 358 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,560 Hi Gadget, listen, this is really not a good time... 359 00:28:27,570 --> 00:28:29,800 It wasn't your fault. It's those diet pills. 360 00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:32,520 They changed you. They changed everybody. Look. 361 00:28:33,870 --> 00:28:36,070 That guy who was sneaking on the station, 362 00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:38,200 he knew about it, but he didn't tell anyone. 363 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,370 The pills are poison. See? 364 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,780 My God... 365 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:46,550 I knew you wouldn't do nothing wrong. I told you. 366 00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:56,350 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 367 00:28:56,810 --> 00:28:58,730 What are you gonna do? 368 00:29:00,430 --> 00:29:03,800 I am gonna start to act like a police officer. Come on. 369 00:29:15,350 --> 00:29:19,530 No-Gain! No-Gain! No-Gain! No-Gain! 370 00:29:29,470 --> 00:29:31,180 Keep back! 371 00:29:31,190 --> 00:29:33,970 Any further assaults on this vehicle will be met by force! 372 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,420 Okay, let's do it! 373 00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:40,060 Put shields in, flush! 374 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,570 Fix nozzles! 375 00:29:44,210 --> 00:29:45,960 Up! 376 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,730 Ready? Aim! 377 00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:52,130 Spray! 378 00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:12,750 This stuff really works! 379 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,500 Wilcox? 380 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,130 Stay where you are. 381 00:30:30,260 --> 00:30:32,690 This truck and its contents have been impounded. 382 00:30:32,740 --> 00:30:34,550 Any questions? 383 00:30:38,930 --> 00:30:41,210 Now that's crowd control. 384 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,160 - You called, sir? - Yes. 385 00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:48,220 What are these damn papers you sent me? 386 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:50,300 Your man Frosh compiled them. 387 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,020 Are you telling me that No-Gain did all this? 388 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,340 Looks that way to me, Mr. Chairman. 389 00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:59,950 - Get me Frosh. Get me the spin team. - Yes, sir. 390 00:31:00,870 --> 00:31:03,170 And turn off that damn sign! 391 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,920 - Okay. Who's out there? - I don't know what you're talking... 392 00:32:26,930 --> 00:32:29,810 Don't play games with me! It's a trap, isn't it? They're waiting outside? 393 00:32:29,950 --> 00:32:33,050 Actually, Frosh... we're waiting on the inside. 394 00:32:34,290 --> 00:32:36,790 Look, Chadaman, please don't hurt me, okay? 395 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,040 I'll do anything you want, anything you say! 396 00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:41,940 I know you will, Frosh. You both will. 397 00:33:13,770 --> 00:33:15,940 Good job, Robo. 398 00:33:16,350 --> 00:33:19,140 How did you find out about No-Gain? The order just went out. 399 00:33:19,770 --> 00:33:21,850 I added 2 and 2, Sergeant. 400 00:33:22,310 --> 00:33:24,580 Well, you always were good at math. 401 00:33:24,950 --> 00:33:26,890 Come on, you're needed. 402 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:32,300 A cop, detective, no less, huh? 403 00:33:32,570 --> 00:33:34,590 From Metro South. 404 00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:36,800 That's my favorite precinct. 405 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,910 No-Gain didn't sell too well down your way. 406 00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:44,410 I guess street people don't worry about losing weight, huh? 407 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,700 It's only for those rich cats in Delta City to worry about, 408 00:33:48,930 --> 00:33:52,420 you know, spending their complete fortune on exercising machines, 409 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:54,490 sweating and torturing themselves 410 00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:58,400 just so they can look like "the pretty people on TV". 411 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,150 Hmph... women... 412 00:34:02,230 --> 00:34:04,590 spending all their time in health clubs 413 00:34:04,630 --> 00:34:08,270 so that hubby won't run-around with a bimbo secretary, huh? 414 00:34:09,290 --> 00:34:11,880 That's the beauty of No-Gain. 415 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,870 Get it? OCP sticking it to itself. 416 00:34:16,110 --> 00:34:18,190 - Not for long. - You wanna bet? 417 00:34:18,310 --> 00:34:20,510 You've only seen the first act, sister. 418 00:34:20,790 --> 00:34:23,140 The punchline comes in the second act. 419 00:34:23,930 --> 00:34:26,130 That's when Mallardo and I take over. 420 00:34:26,490 --> 00:34:28,950 - Mallardo? Is he involved in this? - Oh yeah, 421 00:34:29,140 --> 00:34:31,470 he's helped out. Isn't that right, Frosh...? 422 00:34:32,690 --> 00:34:35,010 Frosh? You don't look so well. 423 00:34:35,030 --> 00:34:36,930 You want a drink? 424 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:39,840 Here, let me give you some of this swill. 425 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,640 Come on. 426 00:34:44,710 --> 00:34:46,790 Down the hatch. 427 00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:51,450 It's... 428 00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:56,270 A taste of his own medicine, the very pure form of it. 429 00:34:57,260 --> 00:34:59,270 Just multiply this by a few millions, 430 00:34:59,830 --> 00:35:03,020 and you've got the beauty of No-Gain. 431 00:35:03,830 --> 00:35:06,430 - What are you talking about? - Oh, I don't know... 432 00:35:06,950 --> 00:35:09,950 What do you think might happen if somebody drops, say, 433 00:35:10,270 --> 00:35:12,560 couple of tons of that stuff into, say, 434 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:14,810 the Delta City reservoir? 435 00:35:14,930 --> 00:35:17,180 Reservoir? Think of all those innocent people! 436 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,440 Nobody's innocent. 437 00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:27,570 Heh, here comes the cavalry. 438 00:35:27,630 --> 00:35:29,530 Right on cue... 439 00:35:36,170 --> 00:35:38,510 I got him. I've got him! 440 00:35:38,930 --> 00:35:40,780 Who? 441 00:35:41,510 --> 00:35:43,530 The guy who did this to me. 442 00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:56,510 Pudface Morgan? 443 00:35:56,830 --> 00:35:58,850 Who else, huh? 444 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,500 In California, the controversial Beverly Hills Wall 445 00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:06,740 continues to rise despite protests. 446 00:36:07,130 --> 00:36:09,950 City officials say that their new poverty-free environment 447 00:36:10,110 --> 00:36:12,710 will not be discriminatory since access to the city 448 00:36:12,810 --> 00:36:16,390 will remain open to anyone who can pass the means test. 449 00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:20,070 This just in. The chairman of OCP has announced 450 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,800 the immediate recall of all packets of No-Gain, 451 00:36:22,970 --> 00:36:25,350 the company's popular new appetite suppressant. 452 00:36:25,630 --> 00:36:27,740 For more, we go to Martina Marx. 453 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,780 Dr. Julius, 454 00:36:29,790 --> 00:36:32,210 this announcement caught us all by surprise. 455 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,480 True, Martina, 456 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,150 but I am sure that there is nothing 457 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,850 for No-Gain consumers to be worried about. 458 00:36:40,470 --> 00:36:43,660 This recall is a precautionary move, 459 00:36:43,930 --> 00:36:46,510 standing from an unconfirmed report 460 00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:48,510 that No-Gain packet may, 461 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,940 I repeat, may have been tampered with. 462 00:36:53,180 --> 00:36:56,320 - So it's probably just a false alarm? - Exactly. 463 00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,000 Still, the chairman of OCP 464 00:37:00,310 --> 00:37:03,390 has decided to put the public first. 465 00:37:06,030 --> 00:37:09,130 If only more corporations were as caring as OCP, 466 00:37:10,170 --> 00:37:12,900 the world would be a safer place to live for all of us. 467 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:17,610 Return fire! 468 00:37:26,340 --> 00:37:29,230 Be gentle with that stuff! Hey, follow me! 469 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:56,340 Take cover! 470 00:37:59,550 --> 00:38:01,800 Let go of me, you scumbag! 471 00:38:02,140 --> 00:38:04,290 - Detective Madigan is in there. - What? 472 00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:06,860 She can't be, she's suspended. 473 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,240 Robo, go back, it's a trap! 474 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:47,550 Say goodnight, Robowhimp! 475 00:38:55,930 --> 00:38:57,770 Come on, Murphy. 476 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,080 Get in there! 477 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:21,600 Somebody up there loves me! 478 00:40:28,610 --> 00:40:31,160 Right down Broadway! 479 00:40:57,540 --> 00:40:59,580 Face down on the floor! 480 00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:01,760 I said don't move! 481 00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:05,200 Get them out of here. 482 00:41:15,110 --> 00:41:17,050 - Robo... - whimp? 483 00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:20,190 Hey, can't you take a joke? Where's your sense of humour? 484 00:41:20,610 --> 00:41:23,330 - Right here. - Not the face! Not the face! 485 00:41:27,810 --> 00:41:29,610 Are you all right? 486 00:41:29,690 --> 00:41:31,690 Place that under arrest, 487 00:41:32,270 --> 00:41:34,190 Detective Madigan.